Thursday Truths

I try to live a very authentic life.  Honesty is the best policy in most of life's decisions.  It is easier to live your life in honesty than the alternative.  A peaceful mind just makes things easier.  Here are a few Thursday Truths to show that I don't have much to hide.
I read Playboy magazine for the articles.

I loathe the grocery store.  It's my least favorite place.  I would rather clean toilets.
I swear in front of my children.  They've created a swear jar for me to stop.    I am a terrible bowler, but I play every week because it's super fun.

I have left my dog's Cleveland steamer on a neighbor's lawn because I ran out of bags.
Sometimes I daydream about being back in college and going out dancing with my friends.
I don't like catfish.  I've tried it several times and I just can't.
My favorite movie is "The Day After Tomorrow".  I cannot explain it, but every time it's on I must watch it.
My husband is my favorite person in the whole world.
I strongly believe that if someone is talking about another person behind their back to me, they will or have at some point talked about me behind mine.
I believe that my father and I could solve the world's problems with the conversations we've had.
I believe my mother is the most kind person on the planet.
I believe my brother is too smart and funny.
I have a list of celebrities that I would put on a bus to be driven off of a bridge.
I have a another list of celebrities that I would like to hug.  Top of that list is James Earl Jones.
I am not good at math.
I like or dislike people based on their behavior, not by how they look.  Though some fashion choices do make me question people's decision making capabilities.
I sing in the shower, badly.
I hug my dog like he's my child.
I dance and sing in the car and don't care if my kids are embarrassed.
My main goal for my children is that they grow up to be happy.
I hate my daughter's stuffed animal collection.

I think that my son is a very old soul and I admire him for it.

What are your truths?  Are you brave enough to admit them?  Please share because it's just funny when you take a long look at yourself and realize that flying your freak flag makes you a very real person.